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#1 Oct 18, 2017 8:39 am

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ETIQUETTE 101 .... for beginners

WEDDINGS :
Kissing the bride for more than 5 secs , may get  you shot .
Though uncomfortable , say YES to socks and shoes for the special occasion.

ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME :
A centerpiece for the table  should never be anything prepared by a Taxidermist.

PERSONAL HYGIENE :
While ears need to be cleaned regularly , this is a job that should be done in private , using one's own car keys.

TIPS FOR ALL OCCASIONS:
Always identify people in your yard , before shooting at them.
It is considered tacky to take a cooler to Church.
Also smoking cigars at the dinner table.  ....sad.lo

THEATER etiquette :
Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests     have proven , they can't hear you. ( Gree and other islanders)

DRIVING ETIQUETTE :
Do not lay rubber when driving in a funeral procession.
When sending your wife down the road , with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back a coffee.

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