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#11 Jun 11, 2018 3:39 am

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Re: When Wrinkled Women Wear Bikinis!

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Oh no, my scrotum's tight as a duck's arse, thank you very much! But when it does get all saggy-baggy, I won't be parading it about in public, grossing out nice and decent people!




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Quel dommage!! Doing so would mean that you've accepted yourself at the age you are and are totally free!!

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#12 Jun 11, 2018 10:16 am

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That really IS the dogs danglies. Otherwise known as the mutts nuts.

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#13 Jun 11, 2018 10:58 am

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Expat wrote:

That really IS the dogs danglies. Otherwise known as the mutts nuts.


I had a dog once, a bull mastiff, MASSIVE goolies, most impressive! Every time a female would enter the room he'd lie on his back and spread those hind legs wide, showing off his assets for the world to admire! But, sadly they weren't to last, old Jabba wasn't the brightest bulb in the pack, and one day he lunged at a visitor's child (no damage, just tears), and that was it: off to the grim snipper!

After he came back, bollockness, he'd lie there, all forlorn, hind legs spread even wider but with nothing to see but a clean scar: "Look what they did to me: LOOK!!"

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#14 Jun 11, 2018 3:12 pm

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I think you are just humanising. My girl displays here wares all the time at the drop of a kibble.

I have come out before now late at night with her fast asleep completely straight on her back, legs akimbo just breezing out. It's what they do.

What is more annoying is her need to circle her back so while you are trying to stroke her head and neck she is pushing her butt towards you. I get that it is a "I'm not a threat to you" maneuver, as she is pointing the non bitey bit at you, but she really over does it. Not what you want if you happen to be laying down and she decides to show you the safe end.

NH you could always try stroking Kaiso's neck and see what happens.... smile

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#15 Jun 11, 2018 3:20 pm

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My dogs would never engage in such lewd behavior. Never.


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#16 Jun 11, 2018 4:05 pm

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Hey Calypso here's the place for you - no age limit!


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#17 Jun 11, 2018 5:33 pm

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Nude beaches are a lot like socialism.  They both sound good in theory but once you experience them, you know better.

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