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#1 Sep 27, 2018 10:47 am

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The Pres would like this joke // Irishmen too

A man walking through his local mall and notices a Mexican book store. He decides to go in because he had never seen a Mexican book store before.
He browses through the store and finally asks the clerk, " Do you have the book on Donald trump's foreign policy on Mexico ?"
The clerk replies
" F*ck you , get out , stay out !   ...... The man replies
" Yeah , that's the one".

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A Mormon and an Irishman  seated next to each other on a flight to the US.
After the plane was airborne , drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey , which was promptly brought  and  placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon  if he would like a drink.  He replied in disgust
" I would rather be  savagely  raped  by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips "
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, " me , too , I didn't know we had a choice . "

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Disclaimer :: That joke does not reflect or try to reflect any Mormon or   .. Irishman . You might be aware of.
lmao.

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