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#1 Jun 25, 2019 11:02 am

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Three Inches.... Just too much

' Well I have been getting back in the  grove  . This and that - lol. New things..lol
So in line with my light mood , a joke.
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I was sitting in this restaurant , when I saw a beautiful woman at another table . I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu.
She sent me a note
" I will not touch a drop of this wine , unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket "
I wrote back.
" Give me back the wine  , as gorgeous as you are , I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone. "

no..negotiations .  thank you.
lol.

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#2 Jun 25, 2019 4:48 pm

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Re: Three Inches.... Just too much

I find all these measurements a bit dubious, simply as when in L.A. Purcells today a young lady was checking an item sized at 2", and asked if it was 6inches..... I guess size is in the eye of the beholder.

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#3 Jun 26, 2019 9:53 am

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Re: Three Inches.... Just too much

Eyes of the beholder , yep!

That brings me to our own Slice and Corporal Naught.
Last weekend was  Pride Day parade in Toronto , one of the biggest in north america.
Did they attend ?' Ding-a-lings ' all over the place.
Hope slice is not trying to get a like parade in Gree.
Lmao. sad.

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