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#1 Sep 20, 2019 11:00 am

Dancer
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Do You Text ?

A wife sent her husband a romantic text message.
Dedicated to McKay

If you are sleeping , send me your dreams
if you are laughing , send me your smile
If you are eating , send me a bite.
If you are drinking  , send me a sip.
If you are crying , send me your tears  ....  I LOVE YOU

The husband texted her back :
I am on the toilet , please advise.
.........................


He  farted at work the other day  ......  and his  co-worker started to open the window .
IT must have been a really bad one ....
They  work in a Submarine.
.......

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#2 Sep 21, 2019 8:51 am

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Re: Do You Text ?

Dancer wrote:

A wife sent her husband a romantic text message.
Dedicated to McKay

If you are sleeping , send me your dreams
if you are laughing , send me your smile
If you are eating , send me a bite.
If you are drinking  , send me a sip.
If you are crying , send me your tears  ....  I LOVE YOU

The husband texted her back :
I am on the toilet , please advise.
.........................


He  farted at work the other day  ......  and his  co-worker started to open the window .
IT must have been a really bad one ....
They  work in a Submarine.
.......


You are certainly a wonder!!!

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#3 Sep 21, 2019 10:37 am

Dancer
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Re: Do You Text ?

Trying to deflect .  humm ..
Got rid of all that excess energy  JA.
Lord !
Went to a Shango dance . I warned you about those dances.
' You Ok , gotta watch those trances.   Do you  remember your name ?
" Or  ,   does  it  matter. " ?
lord !

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