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A nurse in a mental hospital receives a call.

A man says : " Miss could you check if the patient in room 14 is still there ? "

Nurse :  "  a moment please "

After a while :  " NO  he's gone ! "

The man :  " Good , looks like I really escaped this time. "
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Sat . Morning  ritual   . ..... Some islands  partake of  'black pudding and souse' . Not Ackee and Salt fish.
    Now -a -days .  You have to find someone who does it UP north  for a Saturday  treat.

.... or do it yourself.                         ..... May May .

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A man is lying on a beach , wearing nothing but  a cap over his crotch.  A woman passing by remarks " if you were any sort of a gentleman  ,  you would lift your hat to a lady "
He replies ,  " look carefully  , sexy  ,  lady , the cap is lifting by itself. ".