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#1 Oct 14, 2019 9:43 am

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Today ..... Thanksgiving Day .

What do you have to give thanks for ?  Nothing ? " That is so sad. Lol.
" well this speeding  guy , just said thanks to the policeman. .... here is the story

A police officer pulls over a guy doing 100 mph on the hwy.
The Officer " hey buddy , its been a long day for me , give me a good reason  not to give you a ticket  and you can leave. "

The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, ... "" my wife ran away with a cop  about a week ago. I thought you were that officer trying to bring her back. ""      ......... 'sad. lol.

Math teacher  ::::  If I have 5 bottles in one hand  and 6 in the other hand . What do I have ?
Student ::::  A drinking problem.

Try some turkey today instead.

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#2 Oct 14, 2019 12:40 pm

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Re: Today ..... Thanksgiving Day .

OK, I'll give you those  smile

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